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Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
by Maxime / 11/20/2008 at 5:19am / Intimacy
by AirOne / 11/12/2008 at 9:39am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Ben-Ben / 11/06/2008 at 4:43am / Intimacy
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
by Daemon / 10/27/2008 at 12:57am / Intimacy
by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous