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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

#378
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (2466)

On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33711) - you deserved it (9689)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46896) - you deserved it (5577)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40999) - you deserved it (15373)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36356) - you deserved it (8754)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43477) - you deserved it (9411)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17986) - you deserved it (132170)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16890) - you deserved it (80738)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50141) - you deserved it (36929)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
231 comments

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