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Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
I agree, your life sucks (400971) - you deserved it (22598)
On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
I agree, your life sucks (400971) - you deserved it (22598)
On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML
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On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)
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