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emorockerownage

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 49774
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
559 comments

I agree, your life sucks (534633) - you deserved it (37582)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
559 comments

I agree, your life sucks (534633) - you deserved it (37582)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
559 comments

I agree, your life sucks (534633) - you deserved it (37582)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278438) - you deserved it (50574)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66575) - you deserved it (29481)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66575) - you deserved it (29481)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77258) - you deserved it (774145)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130286) - you deserved it (23610)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

#30994
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43333) - you deserved it (11028)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10695) - you deserved it (56929)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8161) - you deserved it (28434)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8161) - you deserved it (28434)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8161) - you deserved it (28434)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)



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