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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by holla1787 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States
Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, where I made out with him, then it transitioned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex private messages me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by ohiochibi (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 11:08am - misc - by urinanalysis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned my wife wasn't speaking to me because our daughter told her I kissed another woman. My daughter neglected to mention that this happened when she came to work with me yesterday, and the kiss was between me and the dummy I use to teach my interns CPR. My wife doesn't believe me. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 6:34am - love - by fmldr (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by horribledriver (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 5:24pm - kids - by poopiemanlol - Canada (Ontario)
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