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Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 12:15am - animals - by Worsttreeever (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Wino (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was run over by a car. My car. My 8 year old son put the car in neutral in the driveway while I was behind it. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by qwertogo (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found my pit bull after three weeks of frantic searching. When we returned home, I put out food and water for him. I went to get him and found him in my room, wagging his tail at me. He had peed on my comforter, freshly folded clothes, and new 60 dollar winter coat. Welcome home, Caine. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by dogless (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:23pm - animals - by oops (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by tawan - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:35am - money - by anon - Australia (Queensland)
Today, the electrician came because our kitchen light has been flickering. After examining the installation, he screws the lightbulb tighter in the socket. My parents both are PhDs. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:16am - kids - by PhDdaughter (woman) - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 1:27am - work - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
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