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Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
by shoutoutloud2him / 12/05/2009 at 3:48am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
by JennyAndrews / 12/05/2009 at 3:44am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Love
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
by Worsttreeever / 12/05/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Wino / 12/04/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2009 at 6:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found my pit bull after three weeks of frantic searching. When we returned home, I put out food and water for him. I went to get him and found him in my room, wagging his tail at me. He had peed on my comforter, freshly folded clothes, and new 60 dollar winter coat. Welcome home, Caine. FML
by dogless / 12/04/2009 at 5:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by lamed / 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mainlaw / 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Love
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
by oops / 12/04/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (Utah) / Animals
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
by tawan / 12/04/2009 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
by anon / 12/04/2009 at 5:35am / Australia (Queensland) / Money
by PhDdaughter / 12/04/2009 at 5:16am / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Kids
Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML
by wearashirt / 12/04/2009 at 2:55am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
by Chels / 12/04/2009 at 1:27am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by harry / 12/04/2009 at 12:55am / Hong Kong / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…