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Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 5:33am - love - by Jane (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 3:54am - animals - by SeeMeInTheDark (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got a new smart phone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by smart phone mms - United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm - misc - by HassledAirfarer (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my neighbor took out a restraining order against me. She told the cops that for the last week, I've been standing in my yard looking at her though her bedroom window. It's my blow up Santa in the yard, not me. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm - kids - by Bill (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down and grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by lolfayce (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my 15 year old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 12:34pm - kids - by Sadface (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by Wrongdoor (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see for two hours. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 9:03am - health - by lol (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)
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