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by Cornbreesha / 11/28/2009 at 2:13am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 11:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited my crush to come and spend thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML
by lonelyguy / 11/27/2009 at 10:02pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by Thanks / 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by Nobody / 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by fartlover / 11/27/2009 at 12:10am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
by anniecook / 11/26/2009 at 7:26pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by smellsofeggs / 11/26/2009 at 4:13pm / United Kingdom (Brent) / Animals
by hockey / 11/26/2009 at 3:47pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML
by jaeilssanguh / 11/26/2009 at 1:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
by LonelyLoner / 11/26/2009 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 12:44pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by disney / 11/26/2009 at 11:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by harrypottermuch / 11/26/2009 at 6:50am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…