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Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 8:42am - misc - by littmild (man) - Norway (Telemark)
Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 5:18am - kids - by shitface (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by fisherman - United States (Florida)
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by notpregnant (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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