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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18852) - you deserved it (8710)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, since I had no lessons until 1pm, I decided to head out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6160) - you deserved it (20525)

On 12/16/2009 at 4:37am - misc - by watchmaker (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8089) - you deserved it (18091)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (1973)

On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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