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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 June 1986 (28 years)
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Today, mah mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well . She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time . I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween fir the rest of the year . FML


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On 10/06/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Joey - United States (Nevada)

Today , I went to mah gynecologist's 4 a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed , because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant , "God! How did she ever find a husband?" real FML


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On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was ( fake sleeping ) and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so ( lazy ).


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On 08/24/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by ipayyourbillsgorramit (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was taking a relaxing bat. My cat decided to sit on te ledge wic is normal looool 4 er but today se fell in. I never knew ow painful it was to be scratced down tere until today. FML


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On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)

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