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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 June 1986 (28 years)
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Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

#20103809
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I agree, your life sucks (13042) - you deserved it (1931)

On 10/06/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Joey - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

#20087510
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I agree, your life sucks (24019) - you deserved it (2340)

On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

#20039795
107 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by ipayyourbillsgorramit (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)



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