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emeraldon
  • Town/Country : Drøbak, Norway
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About emeraldon : 21-year old from Norway! Feel free to send a message, I love to chat with new people! :))))))

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46118) - you deserved it (14700)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (34812)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

#3932433
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47871) - you deserved it (21889)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80040) - you deserved it (21095)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (461084) - you deserved it (572848)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

#147476
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55753) - you deserved it (6610)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by lifesux17 (woman) - United States (New York)

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