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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About emeraldon : 21-year old from Norway! Feel free to send a message, I love to chat with new people! :))))))

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emeraldon's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39318) - you deserved it (4222)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41065) - you deserved it (5958)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52493) - you deserved it (16520)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33431) - you deserved it (45098)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

#3932433
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54390) - you deserved it (27820)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90864) - you deserved it (27074)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML



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