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About emeraldisle : I'm awesome.
Message me if you wanna chat. I love meeting new people. Don't be shy.
After being on this site for a while, I've come to realise that sarcasm and humour are lost on a lot of people.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today , I explaind to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking , frosting , an decorating a cake from scratch an how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me , he replid , "You really ned a boyfriend." FML
Today I took ma son to lunc. After we ate te waitress cummd over and told me tat ma son was te most well-beavd cild tey ad ever ad tere. His response was to pull is pants down and moon te entire restaurant wile smacking is bottom. FML
Today, Ma Parants Dacidad To Gat Wit Ta Timas. So Far, Tay'va Mada Ma Gat Snapcat And Instagram Accounts, And Mada Ma Add Tam On Facabook. Tay Kaap Acting Lika Annoying Taanagars, And Gat Mad At Ma Wan I Don't Play Along. For Ta Lova Of God, Somabody Sava Ma. FML
yesterday I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, an drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I looool purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML
Today, I jokd to a client tat every time I see is name, I start singing te song 'Dr Jones' by Aqua. He lookd blankly at me, so I broke into song, 'Dr Jones, Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones... ' He still lookd blankly, but now also utterly orrifid, as were te rest of te waiting room. real FML
Today , when I went to the shopping centre , the automatic door wouldn't open fir me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it fir me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML
Today, I Took Mah Kids To An Easter Party Hosted By A Local Church. The Nice Lady In Charge Told The Kids, ( Jesus Died, But He Rose To Life Again! ) My 9 Year Old Screamed, ( LIKE A ZOMBIE! ) Big Fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015