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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4379
  • Number of comments : 610
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About emeraldisle : I'm awesome.

Message me if you wanna chat. I love meeting new people. Don't be shy.

After being on this site for a while, I've come to realise that sarcasm and humour are lost on a lot of people.

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Today , I confided to mah grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too , but that he'd cured himself in the end , namely by committing suicide. Thanks , grandma , thanks.

#21226890
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (3571)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm - health - by lacieQ (woman) - Canada

2day ma son said is frst word!! Unfortunately , tat word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself tat e's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it!! FML

#21225778
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40247) - you deserved it (7214)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, after five years of dating, mah boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

#21208167
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40252) - you deserved it (4263)

On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)

TODAY... I SAW A DRUNK WOMAN DROP HER PURSE IN THE STREET. I PICKD IT UP AND WENT TO GIVE IT TO HER... ONLY FIR HER TO SCREAM AT ME FIR BEING A THIEF. THEN SHE STARTD CRYING... APOLOGIZD AND HUGGD ME... THEN GOT ANGRY AGAIN... AND FINALLY THREW UP ON ME. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (4050)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

2day my boyfriend and I were about to make love fir the first time. The moment my bra came off, he startd hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much fir that. FML

#21208053
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50192) - you deserved it (5354)

On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

#21196202
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46174) - you deserved it (26288)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I overeard my moter talking to er friend... and using me as an example of ow it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

#21196146
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47036) - you deserved it (4691)

On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I puttd on some sexy lingerie , ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room , opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me an understood. Then he lookd back at the doritos , then back at me an said gravely , ( No way , babe. No way. ) FML

#21190698
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51976) - you deserved it (6651)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park an did wat she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg an peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47408) - you deserved it (5338)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today mah coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met mah mom, because she died during mah childbirth. It's a very painful subject 4 me, but all the same, mah coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

#21178277
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44712) - you deserved it (4246)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

I WAS AT SEA WORLD AN WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BIG WALRUS!! I NOTICED MAH PHONE WAS STILL SET TO USE THE FRONT CAMERA, AN I MUTTERED "OOPS, SELFIE MODE." A GUY NEXT TO ME TURNED, LOOKED AT ME, AN SAID "NOT LIKE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE FIR YOU." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (8422)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

#21173465
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43225) - you deserved it (5446)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got to explain to someone that "enjoying the warm , rich aromas of fecal matter" is not a good subject to use as an ice breaker fir making friends. looool FML

#21161981
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35142) - you deserved it (4308)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:51pm - misc - by Aether - United States (Texas)

Today , I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth . FML

#21158688
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46874) - you deserved it (5199)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland



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