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About emeraldisle : I'm awesome.
After being on this site for a while, I've come to realise that sarcasm and humour are lost on a lot of people.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
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Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML
Friday 2 October 2015