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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6443
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About emeraldisle : I'm awesome.

After being on this site for a while, I've come to realise that sarcasm and humour are lost on a lot of people.

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Today, while reading my girlfriends kid's a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25062) - you deserved it (2215)

On 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (2863)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28304) - you deserved it (2279)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (2117)

On 06/05/2015 at 8:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30473) - you deserved it (4339)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27927) - you deserved it (2762)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (2986)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:51am - kids - by DaoOfPow (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32958) - you deserved it (3092)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25298) - you deserved it (6380)

On 05/14/2015 at 12:26am - kids - by ptarr12345 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (3638)

On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37723) - you deserved it (5359)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29955) - you deserved it (4511) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31198) - you deserved it (2743)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:24am - love - by apparently_disabled - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40008) - you deserved it (3442)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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