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Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56164) - you deserved it (8629)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13042) - you deserved it (44507)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by lifesucks (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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