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elle96
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1996 (17 years)
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Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

#19399139
142 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13907) - you deserved it (24727)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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