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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 350
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
599 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43167) - you deserved it (11350)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (15417)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24743) - you deserved it (3209)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

#17457372
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37480) - you deserved it (16337)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML

#17372798
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26399) - you deserved it (2095)

On 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm - kids - by mommytobe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37251) - you deserved it (3284)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (15011)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29494) - you deserved it (5178)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

#14662747
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24952) - you deserved it (2402)

On 01/21/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by turnedintoinsomniac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35708) - you deserved it (20882)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28135) - you deserved it (5270)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

#13055136
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24824) - you deserved it (17365)

On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32784) - you deserved it (6678)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7928) - you deserved it (39445)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)



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