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Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 10:29pm - health - by iAMloud - United States
Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 10:29pm - health - by iAMloud - United States
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -
Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 3:36am - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by nonexistant (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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