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eggmarie

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6282
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About eggmarie : I'm Erika, I'm 20, and you probably shouldn't take me seriously.

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eggmarie's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (12156)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30346) - you deserved it (9938)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29672) - you deserved it (6401)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52847) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44930) - you deserved it (5893)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (37966)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31313) - you deserved it (3326)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

#17312573
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30421) - you deserved it (4770)

On 07/30/2011 at 7:58pm - animals - by Backinzi - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (9124)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (9124)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57073) - you deserved it (17566)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55886) - you deserved it (5086)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (9619)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (62103)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (6459)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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