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eggmarie

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4919
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About eggmarie : I'm Erika, I'm 20, and you probably shouldn't take me seriously.

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eggmarie's favorite FMLs

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (7715)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today , grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly , she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing , she said , "Oh , am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (1839)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today , apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of cat , Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past , he has eventually gotten himself out , but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

#19684579
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17725) - you deserved it (2791)

On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML

#19662623
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (2298)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML

#19613672
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (2760)

On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32033) - you deserved it (3704)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

TODAY MA DAUGTER TOLD ME TATEN SE DIES, SE'D LIKE ER ASES SPREAD ON ER LAPTOP. FML

#19475890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (3064)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18380) - you deserved it (47607)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got sexually excited tinking about wat kind of donuts I wanted to get in te morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21904) - you deserved it (9964)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I had to explain to 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the rd Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project!! FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16797) - you deserved it (2826)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in an out of traffic looool while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

#19350917
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21142) - you deserved it (3110)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)



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