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eggmarie
  • Town/Country : Ohio, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1504
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About eggmarie : I'm Erika, I'm 19, and you probably shouldn't take me seriously.

If you're here because I said something that upset you, remember you're on the Internet and you can choose to not look at my posts.

But contrary to popular belief I can be a nice person (shit I'm in nursing school so it's kinda a requirement) so if you want to talk or whatever message me*

Okay that's all bye

*if you want to message me I do use the app but I check for messages like once every few days if I have time.

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
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I agree, your life sucks (43022) - you deserved it (4635)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
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I agree, your life sucks (34257) - you deserved it (4602)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
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I agree, your life sucks (17081) - you deserved it (15143)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version



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