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Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML

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On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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