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by anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by ImNotFat / 02/17/2015 at 11:22pm / New Zealand / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
by Clive81 / 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML
by anon / 01/19/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML
by Jem / 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Lily_Rain77 / 01/07/2015 at 7:52pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by shittysituation / 01/05/2015 at 1:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend showed me his New Year's Eve photos. Girls everywhere, booze flowing all over the place and all my friends were there. They still haven't realised that they didn't invite me. We've been friends for seven years. FML
by anonymous / 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by marie0908 / 12/17/2014 at 12:29am / France (Aquitaine) / Intimacy