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by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/13/2016 at 2:46am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML
by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd / 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy
by Becca_Jo / 01/05/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
by vanilla_blossom / 01/05/2016 at 1:49pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
by Oops / 01/03/2016 at 2:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by IHateMySister / 01/02/2016 at 5:36am / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by hakuna_matata / 12/30/2015 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
by NeverLookingAgain / 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by whatthefuck / 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
- Today, my Indian friend called me a midget. After voicing my displeasure at him, he then told me he… Today, I found out that my ex boyfriend is transferring to the same college as I am next year. This… Today, it was my birthday. The only ones to sing me "happy birthday" were the fire department. FML.