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  • Town/Country : San Luis Obispo, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 398
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34994) - you deserved it (87240)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16565) - you deserved it (57698)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying was 3 bottles of vodka and a box of condoms. While I was loading the bags into his cart he laid his hand on my shoulder and told me "I'd take you home with me but chances are I would be arrested". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98170) - you deserved it (4997)

On 03/30/2009 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)



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