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  • Town/Country : Irvine, CA, USA
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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
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I agree, your life sucks (735811) - you deserved it (73960)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8132) - you deserved it (56841)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34767) - you deserved it (5400)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13085) - you deserved it (37994)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
79 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36573) - you deserved it (2504)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
32 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13728) - you deserved it (63267)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States



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