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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was going to chack out my sacrat condom stash. Whan I lookad insida, I found a nota. Tha nota raad: "Thanks hun, I raally naadad this. Lova, Mom". maga FML

on my way out of the subway station I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her an asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up an down an says "No not from you." FML

#2317005
91 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by yaa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

#1775796
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18565) - you deserved it (72694)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said ( I got you a turkey sandwich ) and followed it up with ( And I'm leaving you. ) FML

#1727113
197 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
278 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I WENT DOWNTOWN TO PAY SPEEDING TICKET . AFTER STANDING IN LINE AN ARGUING WITH A RUDE WOMAN BEHIND THE DESK, I GET BACK TO CAR ONLY TO FINE AN EXPIRED METER AN A PARKING TICKET . I GOT A TICKETHILE PAYING TICKET .

#1634783
72 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

today I was helping mah friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them I impale mah forearm on a knife that's sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

#1627759
101 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by hurts (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house . When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip . The first question she asked mah husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML

#1625692
92 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. mega FML

#1600602
240 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was olding a lit cigarette in one and an a lollipop in te oter. Guess wic one I licked? FML

#1600117
248 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she startd to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes an she jumps up an goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requestd.

#1592425
150 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Lootz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ad an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer . I apparently signd papers allowing an intern to do it fir practice . Se was in er early 20s and smoking ot so as se was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection . FML

#1525413
291 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by erectioninfection (man) - United States



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