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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 848
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my grlfriend took off my pants fir te frst time. Se was more impressd by te pattern on my boxer tan by my cock. mega FML

#21370915
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (5706)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:13am - intimacy - by fruitoftheloom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sant a pictura to bast friand of tha shoas I want to waar to prom!! Sha raplid, "Wow thosa ara so uniqua"!! I guass sha forgot that last waak sha told ma sha only usas tha word uniquahan sha hatas somathing!! FML

#21370634
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (2636)

On 03/08/2015 at 5:49pm - misc - by uglyshoegirl - Canada (Ontario)

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47338) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into bathroom, only to fine no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. fat FML

#21350250
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (2357)

On 02/05/2015 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah Breaking Bad obsessd boyfriend actually usd the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My virginia just about turnd into a desert on the looool spot. FML

#21347719
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (3296)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. AFTER HOLDING IN MAH FARTS ALL NIGHT AS IS DONE... I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND TO CALMLY LET ONE SLIP OUT. ONE DID NOT CALMLY SLIP OUT INSTEAD I SHIT MYSELF IN HER BED. I WAS NAKED AT THE TIME SO WAS UNABLE TO HIDE IT. MEGA FML

#21346279
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (13025)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Did Mah Frst Night Of Open-mic Standup . The Frst 5 Minute Went Badly, But I Don't Know If It Got Any Better Afterwards, Because A Drunk Audience Member Climbd Up On Stage And Knockd Me Out . FML

#21341383
48 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 12:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I woke up with every muscle in mah body hurting so bad I could hardly walk!! Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house!! FML

#21331613
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25829) - you deserved it (5961)

On 01/05/2015 at 9:51pm - health - by FlabbyPants (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to show mah family a cool website . Unfortunately mah porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of mah favorite porn site . I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted . FML

#21324815
85 comments

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On 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , immediately after being informd of the sketchy activities that take place in our store parking lot after dark , I'm handd an orange vest and told to go out there to retrieve carts. mega FML

#21321892
42 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 2:53am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
58 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

#21222062
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54490) - you deserved it (6575)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40396) - you deserved it (6135)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad"!! Figuring she was either talking to me or longing fir the second cumming of Christ, I turnd over to see which!! Turnd out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photo on her phone!! FML

#21157398
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61000) - you deserved it (6726)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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