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earljonez
  • Town/Country : Arizona, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1988 (25 years)
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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60072) - you deserved it (5767)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19512) - you deserved it (2292)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to the movies with the guy I have been in love with for a long time. I laid my head on his shoulder and he held my hand throughout the movie. Afterwards he asked me for advice on the girl he likes. Apparently she isn't talking to him anymore. FML

#6208718
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I agree, your life sucks (25603) - you deserved it (2088)

On 11/08/2009 at 5:36am - love - by SkySkyChan (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 11:16am - love - by JennaMarie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17618) - you deserved it (43068)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)



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