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dzombie
  • Town/Country : Kannapolis, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60661) - you deserved it (15381)

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