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by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom… Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She…