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by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
by wils / 07/24/2010 at 5:49am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Speedy / 07/20/2010 at 9:33am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Transportation
Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML
by safetyfirst / 07/14/2010 at 11:17am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Intimacy
by allalone / 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by jazthefish / 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by awkwardsituation / 07/11/2010 at 4:05am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
by anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 1:10am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by anonymous / 02/24/2010 at 12:05am / United States (Montana) / Intimacy
by Craig / 02/17/2010 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by kingmetal42 / 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm / Miscellaneous
by wolfpacking / 02/02/2010 at 12:51am / Transportation
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…