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dummydory
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 3484
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dummydory : I love hanging out with my friends and I love animals :)

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Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12856) - you deserved it (37713)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5257) - you deserved it (13973)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML

#13775223 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (16055) - you deserved it (2690)

On 11/09/2010 at 7:02am - misc - by botheredgf (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (24221) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

#13762185 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (12286) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (6697) - you deserved it (37210)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (21082) - you deserved it (3932)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (30744) - you deserved it (1919)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

#13155074 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (12148) - you deserved it (2370)

On 09/22/2010 at 10:36am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

#13146881 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (23768) - you deserved it (3008)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm - animals - by tracie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

#13083024 (287)

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML

#13081753 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (19286) - you deserved it (2300)

On 09/17/2010 at 12:43am - love - by anime_love - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

#13033925 (295)

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On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (26632) - you deserved it (4155)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom