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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1995 (19 years)
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About dummydory : I love hanging out with my friends and I love animals :)

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TODAY, I FOUND MYSELF CRYING 4 AN HOURHEN MAH RECREATED CRUSH ON THE SIMS 3 GAME REJECTED MAH CHARACTER AN RAN OFF WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17736) - you deserved it (52306)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

#13807463
112 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

my boyfriend drunkenly decidd to let is friends cut is looool air into a mullet . He won't cange it . I'm supposd to introduce im to ma family . FML

#13775223
79 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 7:02am - misc - by botheredgf (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I Met Mah Boyfriend'shole Family. Between Them They Had About 10 Teeth. Mega FML

#13770099
140 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I was told tat I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Niel Patrick Harris . Apparently I ave a big foreead and a squised face . FML

#13762185
75 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was giving mah boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. fat FML

#13321339
163 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamsterhen I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today I Nervously Introduced Mah Mother To Mah New Boyfriend. I Had To Sit An Watch Her Flirt With Him Fir An Hour. When I Took Her In The Other Room An Confronted Her About It She Said "Don't U Dare Ruin This Fir Me!" FML

#13241865
180 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today... a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic... or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

#13155074
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 10:36am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Taday I was riding in the backseat while mah mom was driving!! Noticing she was driving way over the sped limit..!! I opend a police siren app on mah iPod to make her slow down!! When she realizd..!! she pulld over..!! kickd me out of the car an made me walk home!! FML

#13118537
161 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,hilst at mah award night, I got a boner, right as it was mah turn to accept mah award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up an under mah belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, cuz the head of mah penis poked out through mah shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today I was waiting for boyfriendho evidently stood me up. I waited so long the security came up an asked me to leave cuz I was scaring the staff. FML

#13081753
37 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 12:43am - love - by anime_love - United States

TODAY, I WAS AT THE DMV GETTING TEMPORARY TAGS FOR MAH NEW CAR . WHILE WAITING IN LINE, A HUGE FAT LADY BEHIND ME FELT THE NEED TO RUN HER FINGER DOWN THE SCAR ON THE BACK OF MAH NECK . FML

#13033925
271 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was racovaring from an oparation. Aftar I falt battar, I chackad my phona. Thara wara 35 missad calls and angry taxt massagas from my boyfriand asking y I wasn't at his housa to cook his dinnar. fat FML

#13017845
189 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom



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