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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14838
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About drkwlf : I kick ass.

And there's only two things that need to be known. I hate U2. I hate Texans. If you're a U2 loving Texan, I hope you get set on fire and penetrated by overly-endowed bulls. Just sayin'.

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drkwlf's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12598) - you deserved it (26674)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36904) - you deserved it (17930)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64524) - you deserved it (7639)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56399) - you deserved it (15001)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46697) - you deserved it (13345)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML


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On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56011) - you deserved it (28972)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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