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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8021) - you deserved it (52706)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6560) - you deserved it (37291)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)



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