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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (22 years)
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About drinkupgorgeous : "The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on."

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38257) - you deserved it (2722)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20626) - you deserved it (4770)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
86 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
94 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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