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drinkupgorgeous
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 34821
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About drinkupgorgeous : "The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on."

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Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (3535)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (1688)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11061) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13178) - you deserved it (2827)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17624) - you deserved it (4751)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14341) - you deserved it (4717)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
68 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (6923)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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