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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About drinkupgorgeous : "The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on."

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Today, I went to a local concert. Te singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catc im. Unfortunately I was te only one to catc im. Te next ting I know I'm pinned between im and te concrete floor as e finise watever part of te song e was on. He was fine, I it my ead. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by epicfail (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Went Fir A Run. I Endd Up Being Tackld By Two Cops, Handcuffd, And Draggd To The Station With No Explanation. Turns Out A House Nearby Had Been Robbd And The Best Description They Got Was 'A Man Running'. I Didn't Even Get An Apology. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over mah ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to mah rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

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On 07/31/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by roofer (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I TOLD MY TERAPIST TAT I SUSPECTED MY PARTNER WAS UNFAITFUL, BUT I DON'T TINK E BELIEVED ME . "WAT, DID U FIND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB IN IS WALLET OR SOMETING?" E ASKED . WEN I GOT OME, I LOOKED IN MY PARTNER'S WALLET . I FOUND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB . FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by thesockmancometh (man) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today , my 8 year old little sister said ( f you ) to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me fir a month. Later , my sister came up to me and said ( Gotcha , bitch. ) FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by Toaster (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today I Was At My Job As A Flight Attandant. A Passangar On My Plana Stoppad Braathing And Turnad Blua. As I Claarad His Airways And Was Busy Strapping An Oxygan Mask To His Faca , Tha Passangar Bahind Him Triad To Hand Ma Har Trash. Apparantly I'm A Walking Trash Can , No Mattar Wat I'm Doing. FML

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On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WENT INTO A RESTAURANT AND SAT AT A BAR NEAR THREE GUYSHO APPEARED TO BE 19 OR 20. THEY DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ME. 15 MINUTES LATER, MAH BURGER ARRIVED. THEY ALL RAN OVER TO ASK ME ABOUT IT. I HAVEN'T BEEN HIT ON IN MONTHS. MY CHEESEBURGER IS MORE ATTRACTIVE TO MEN THAN I AM. FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by Tasty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

at work, a customar calld in an askd ma to raad off avary itam on our manu, along with thara ingradiants . I work at Jamba Juica so that's a lot of raading . Aftar about 10 minutas of this, I found out it was actually mah stupid co-workar calling from tha back phona . FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 1:45am - work - by Rawf (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to TGI Friday's with mah crush . At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill . looool He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on mah mint . After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out . It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink . FML

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112 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 8:05pm - love - by CityGirl (woman) - United States (Alaska)

today my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section . I got 16 replies with 2 hours . He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results . The only reply I got was from a man .

#3713033
108 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was working at the gas station!! An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank!! A really beautiful girl walkd by!! I lost concentration and overfilld the tank!! I quickly pulld it out and squirtd the old lady with a bit of petrol!! She was smiling and gave a slight moan!! FML

#3611861
131 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today it was my brthday and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones!! After they were removd he was still a little out of it from the morphine!! He gave the gallstones to me 4 my brthday!! Better still his mom suggestd I make a necklace out of them!! FML

#3603411
136 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:02am - love - by gallstones (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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