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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 December 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1421
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

#133313
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29433) - you deserved it (42026)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49586) - you deserved it (6657)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

#3770
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25657) - you deserved it (5887)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6228) - you deserved it (44577)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

#1859
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9964) - you deserved it (26595)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version



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