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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 December 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1303
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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dreadlocmask's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5889) - you deserved it (43000)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9536) - you deserved it (25790)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version



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