Search for a member

Offline (the 08/26/2015 at 5:14pm)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 December 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1884
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

dreadlocmask's page activity

Visits<b>casey_ct</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:52am<b>enitsirk32</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:32am<b>Dicebar</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:30pm<b>mae_maddyyy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:09am<b>FAKECRASH59</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 9:21am<b>JayVicious</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 3:13pm<b>stereomommy</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:14pm<b>Ichiya</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:12am<b>empav</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 1:33pm<b>wakemeupplease</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:39pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:07pm<b>bambi1989</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:34pm<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 11:13am<b>Noreason89</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 11:06am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 3:59pm<b>demonddm</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>lellalove</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 8:10pm<b>appletreee</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:10pm

dreadlocmask's FML badges


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of dreadlocmask's badges

dreadlocmask's favorite FMLs

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

by Joe / 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

by Ugh / 02/16/2009 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

by RollieCollieUSA / 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

by Wititipwitpwit / 01/21/2009 at 5:03am / Work

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

by dude / 01/20/2009 at 9:01am / Love