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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 December 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46549) - you deserved it (3863)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32822) - you deserved it (4802)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29949) - you deserved it (8460)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10859) - you deserved it (73911)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

#7305863
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14723) - you deserved it (21578)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

#6879441
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29208) - you deserved it (11027)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:57am - love - by Dumped (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (12984)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70547) - you deserved it (12145)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19124) - you deserved it (32995)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42006) - you deserved it (4294)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a Remembrance Day service when an old widow told me I had my "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of my coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service for "lying". FML

#6251729
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43102) - you deserved it (2645)

On 11/10/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by Danners88 (man) - Australia

Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

#5972550
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33490) - you deserved it (9222)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

#5737700
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (10479)

On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

#5537780
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37330) - you deserved it (2131)

On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)



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