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doubleohseven
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (5983)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
209 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
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On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
180 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

#15262528
210 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by Jim - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
126 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
175 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

#15098131
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On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
129 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231
118 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
248 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
141 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
332 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States



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