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Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)

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