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About domolovesyoshi : Hi, My name is Alison, the world is a hauntingly beautiful cruel place to live, what makes it easier is my family I have no friends, the only other person I ever loved more than anything killed herself last year, the last thing she said to me that morning was
"you have to promise me once i'm gone that you wont just lock yourself up in that head of yours with those three idiots, don't be afraid to let someone in, now and again, show them the real you,
because once they've seen that piece of your soul that made me fall in love with you, they'll fall just as hard"
so, as painful and terrifying as it is, I'm trying to keep my promise.
I am a pan-romantic asexual, with a psychosis, I hear voices.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
Friday 6 December 2013