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  • Town/Country : Sunderland, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1997
  • Number of comments : 497
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About domolovesyoshi : Hi, My name is Alison, I like Video games (I use them to escape), crafting - Jewellery clay charms and I draw.

I am Demisexual and gender fluid

now that's out the way

I live mostly online trying to find a person I can platonically connect with.
the only other person I ever loved that wasn't immediate family died in 2012,
I'm working hard on keeping my last promise to her.

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Visits<b>zonlach</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:24pm<b>zee8</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Internetflakes</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:18pm<b>snailtracks</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:30am<b>HWICUNow</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:13am<b>faeryofshalott</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 3:48am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:17pm<b>Aseemdawg</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 8:43pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 10:10pm<b>PharmacyJoe</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:41pm<b>pish</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:33pm<b>Bree06</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:22am<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:22am<b>LADY_EXO</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 8:17pm<b>ILOLAtYourLife19</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:39pm<b>rshweky</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:53pm<b>TheOneandOnly7</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 9:16pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 9:51pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 12:51am<b>Lacalema</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:45am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:18pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:33am<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 6:58am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 9:47am<b>WildJubeJube</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 8:01am

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domolovesyoshi's favorite FMLs

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

#21461594
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16347) - you deserved it (1536)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

#21460634
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19396) - you deserved it (6599)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:38pm - love - by FlyAwayPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Flintshire)

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

#21460529
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16703) - you deserved it (5921)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, one of my ears randomly went deaf. I went to the doctor, thinking I had an ear infection or something. Turns out that your ears can go deaf entirely without reason, and I now have medication to take to see if I can get any of my hearing back in that ear. I'm only 26. FML

#21458738
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26612) - you deserved it (1387)

On 08/21/2015 at 2:22am - health - by ANON - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

#21457265
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26590) - you deserved it (1769)

On 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

#21456278
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (3555)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23815) - you deserved it (2119)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

#21450259
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27834) - you deserved it (2625)

On 08/01/2015 at 12:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

#21450246
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22706) - you deserved it (1598)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29002) - you deserved it (4957)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

#21445902
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28581) - you deserved it (1806)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

#21445547
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (5083)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML

#21444629
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23302) - you deserved it (1877)

On 07/20/2015 at 6:01pm - misc - by I did them anyway (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28001) - you deserved it (7725)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

#21443152
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26993) - you deserved it (1699)

On 07/17/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)



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