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  • Town/Country : Sunderland, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 966
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About domolovesyoshi : Hi, My name is Alison, I like Video games (I use them to escape), crafting - Jewellery clay charms and I draw.

I have Kik if you'd like to chat
Gleam_Blossom

I am a pan-romantic asexual.

now that's out the way

I live mostly online trying to find a person I can platonically connect with.
the only other person I ever loved that wasn't immediate family killed herself in 2012,
I'm working hard on keeping my last promise to her.

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Liked!<b>WildJubeJube</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 8:01am

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domolovesyoshi's favorite FMLs

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12695) - you deserved it (38654)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27141) - you deserved it (1799)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML

#21364935
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21061) - you deserved it (1919)

On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

#21364862
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (1722)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

#21364599
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28352) - you deserved it (1993)

On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

#21364532
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29397) - you deserved it (2072)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by MCForty (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (19541)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML

#21363900
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27430) - you deserved it (4334)

On 02/26/2015 at 11:18am - health - by gatewayev700 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26370) - you deserved it (2970)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

#21363251
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29711) - you deserved it (2305)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:44am - animals - by cat-astrophic (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was given my yearly evaluation as a cake decorator at Walmart. They said I "was easily the best decorator there" and "the bakery has definitely improved since I got there." In the same conversation they put "unsatisfactory" on my evaluation and denied my raise. FML

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

#21362632
111 comments

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30995) - you deserved it (2682)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, my fiance and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML

#21362501
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38396) - you deserved it (2164)

On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)



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