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  • Town/Country : Sunderland, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2017
  • Number of comments : 501
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About domolovesyoshi : Hi, My name is Alison, I like Video games (I use them to escape), crafting - Jewellery clay charms and I draw.

I am Demisexual and gender fluid

now that's out the way

I live mostly online trying to find a person I can platonically connect with.
the only other person I ever loved that wasn't immediate family died in 2012,
I'm working hard on keeping my last promise to her.

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Visits<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:09pm<b>zonlach</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:24pm<b>zee8</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Internetflakes</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:18pm<b>snailtracks</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:30am<b>HWICUNow</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:13am<b>faeryofshalott</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 3:48am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:17pm<b>Aseemdawg</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 8:43pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 10:10pm<b>PharmacyJoe</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:41pm<b>pish</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:33pm<b>Bree06</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:22am<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:22am<b>LADY_EXO</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 8:17pm<b>ILOLAtYourLife19</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:39pm<b>rshweky</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:53pm<b>TheOneandOnly7</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 9:16pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 12:51am<b>Lacalema</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:45am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:18pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:33am<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 6:58am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 9:47am<b>WildJubeJube</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 8:01am

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domolovesyoshi's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

#21464364
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1834) - you deserved it (112)

On 09/04/2015 at 12:40am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML

#21464284
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4118) - you deserved it (431)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

#21464255
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7069) - you deserved it (2064)

On 09/03/2015 at 7:31pm - love - by bestgirlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockton-on-Tees)

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (2130)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

#21461594
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (2159)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

#21460634
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (7116)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:38pm - love - by FlyAwayPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Flintshire)

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

#21460529
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17791) - you deserved it (6199)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, one of my ears randomly went deaf. I went to the doctor, thinking I had an ear infection or something. Turns out that your ears can go deaf entirely without reason, and I now have medication to take to see if I can get any of my hearing back in that ear. I'm only 26. FML

#21458738
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (1391)

On 08/21/2015 at 2:22am - health - by ANON - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

#21457265
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26838) - you deserved it (1801)

On 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

#21456278
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (3564)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23823) - you deserved it (2119)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

#21450259
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (2625)

On 08/01/2015 at 12:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

#21450246
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (1598)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29015) - you deserved it (4960)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)



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