Search for a member

Offline (4 hours ago)



  • Town/Country : Sunderland, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1984 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5322
  • Number of comments : 945
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About domolovesyoshi : Hi, My name is Alison, I like Video games (I use them to escape), crafting - Jewellery clay charms and I draw.

I am Demisexual and gender fluid

now that's out the way

I live mostly online trying to find friends.

domolovesyoshi's page activity

Visits<b>Jiratias</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - yesterday at 9:33pm<b>RichardPencil</b> - yesterday at 3:07pm<b>_ely_foster_</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 2:30am<b>danm19</b> - the 12/04/2016 at 11:58pm<b>tommyfox</b> - the 12/04/2016 at 7:55am<b>cumming1988</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 7:16pm<b>smallbuilder3</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 6:46pm<b>Cipsi82</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 7:32am<b>brian1976</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 6:23am<b>frostedfoster</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 5:07am<b>Rais</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 3:13pm<b>kimnalex0825</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 4:04am<b>nider</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 7:28pm<b>baileybutler</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 2:19am<b>Mightytall</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 1:37pm<b>jakey94_boss</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 11:46am<b>zobara</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 11:25am

Fucked!<b>_ely_foster_</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 8:30am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 12:00am<b>thatweirdasian</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 4:50pm<b>lukian</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 1:07am<b>TrippyEyes</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 3:03pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 2:15pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 12:18pm<b>5t3ff1k4h</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 2:03pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 3:09am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:46am<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 4:36am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 1:28am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 10:56pm<b>Rozza17</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:27pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 3:28am<b>ifeelyourpainop</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 6:19am<b>zainman13</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 9:05am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 6:14am

domolovesyoshi's FML badges

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of domolovesyoshi's badges

domolovesyoshi's favorite FMLs

Today, I placed sticky mouse traps in my bedroom. it's now 12:05 a.m. and I've successfully caught a mouse. Too bad I'm scared of them and my husband is passed out asleep. I now get to listen to a mouse squeak all night and have to be up in 4 hours. FML.

by MouseLover.. / 09/30/2016 at 12:06am / United States / Animals

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

by sweetdreams / 09/18/2016 at 2:39am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation daily in an effort to get pregnant. My husband has only had one task during the entire process, and after hours of gaming, he says he's just too tired to have sex. FML

by NotTheMomma / 07/22/2016 at 10:06am / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting in a café when I dropped my phone. After ages searching the floor for it, I realised it had dropped into the lady behind me's bag. She looked terrifying, so I thought I'd wait until she went to the bathroom. She never did, and I ended watching her walk out, with my phone. FML

by phoneless / 06/19/2016 at 5:00pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

by The Doc / 06/07/2016 at 6:41pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

by hb1 / 06/04/2016 at 2:15pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 11:36am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my father informed me that I will have no chance of dating a good man if I keep up with these interracial relationships. And that he won't be supporting me through college if I continue this "rebellion." My boyfriend is half black and loves the same music, sports, and movies as my dad. FML

by katiebird / 03/16/2016 at 4:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML

by wideeyeddays / 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML

by Anonymous / 10/31/2015 at 1:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML

by aishyaslife89 / 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

by Thatguynoonelikes / 09/29/2015 at 9:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML

by :| / 09/26/2015 at 12:10am / New Zealand (Nelson) / Kids

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm / Australia / Love

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

by My Daughter Fails at Life / 09/25/2015 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous