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  • Town/Country : Sunderland, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 873
  • Number of comments : 375
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About domolovesyoshi : Hi, My name is Alison, I like Video games (I use them to escape), crafting - Jewellery clay charms and I draw.

I have Kik if you'd like to chat
Gleam_Blossom

I am a pan-romantic asexual.

now that's out the way

I live mostly online trying to find a person I can platonically connect with.
the only other person I ever loved that wasn't immediate family killed herself in 2012,
I'm working hard on keeping my last promise to her.

domolovesyoshi's page activity

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Liked!<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 8:01am

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domolovesyoshi's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

#21346702
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9736) - you deserved it (716)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

#21346352
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13029) - you deserved it (1129)

On 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML

#21346273
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14002) - you deserved it (1014)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm - health - by ThatWasntFun - United States (Florida)

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

#21341948
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29407) - you deserved it (2038)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38546) - you deserved it (2198)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

#21339329
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36805) - you deserved it (2589)

On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML

#21337080
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28476) - you deserved it (1777)

On 01/14/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by Skazzy3 (man) -

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

#21335978
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25781) - you deserved it (1824)

On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

#21335645
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31636) - you deserved it (3408)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

#21335128
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17669) - you deserved it (25917)

On 01/11/2015 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML

#21334747
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31702) - you deserved it (2191)

On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

#21334501
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (9971)

On 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by sisterlylove - United States (Missouri)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42863) - you deserved it (2731)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

#21332664
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34314) - you deserved it (5122)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

#21332565
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (6669)

On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)



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