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About domking1315 : I died a little bit inside when I read these FML's in moderation:
"Today I was thinking that i have the desire to move to a tribe that has never made contact with civilization and have sex with one of the guys and have freaky sex with him and turn him out! And then he told all his friends that I'm the queen of sex and be tribe slut. What do you think?"
"Today I woke up to my penis chopped off and my girlfriend cooking it I'm broiled water... She's laughing at my pain while I'm sitting in the hospital trying to cut off her vagina!"
"Today I fucked a dog I'm not proud of it but it happens."
"Today I was jerkin' it in the shower. just as I reached climax my baby sister walked in. being two years old, she opened the curtain and I trurned around amd ended up cumming on her face. then she screamed and my dad walked in."
"Today I farted and my ex boyfriends cum shot out at my wife."
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You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML
YESTERDAY, MAH 808 AREA CODE PHONE NUMBER HAS YET AGAIN BEEN MISTAKEN 4 A 1-800 NUMBER . I'VE BEEN GETTING PHONE CALLS AT THREE IN THE MORNING FROM PEOPLE ON THE EAST COASTHO ARE TRYING TO RETURN THIER SHOES . THEY WANT TO SPEAK TO MAH SUPERVISOR BECAUSE I "DON'T SOUND PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH." FML
today my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen . She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages . I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go" . FML
Today.. . as I walked out the door to head to class.. . my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me.. . filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls ( liquid ass ) . I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time . mega FML
Today I woke up at 3:00 am to te sound of a bird screecing. Turns out my roommate bougt a parrot witout consulting me first. Even better looool my roommate expects me to pay fir alf of te bird's expenses. FML
Friday 27 March 2015