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domking1315
  • Town/Country : Alpharetta, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1072
  • Number of comments : 273
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28018) - you deserved it (2946)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9858) - you deserved it (43837)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36135) - you deserved it (10701)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25310) - you deserved it (12395)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27857) - you deserved it (19712)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (9165)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35515) - you deserved it (15869)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13860) - you deserved it (39623)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17575) - you deserved it (34913)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
188 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26329) - you deserved it (2942)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML

#15665104
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30991) - you deserved it (2420)

On 04/06/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by HM (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11582) - you deserved it (41211)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (51444)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

#14671725
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43763) - you deserved it (4114)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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