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domking1315

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4893
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About domking1315 : I died a little bit inside when I read these FML's in moderation:

"Today I was thinking that i have the desire to move to a tribe that has never made contact with civilization and have sex with one of the guys and have freaky sex with him and turn him out! And then he told all his friends that I'm the queen of sex and be tribe slut. What do you think?"

"Today I woke up to my penis chopped off and my girlfriend cooking it I'm broiled water... She's laughing at my pain while I'm sitting in the hospital trying to cut off her vagina!"

"Today I fucked a dog I'm not proud of it but it happens."

"Today I was jerkin' it in the shower. just as I reached climax my baby sister walked in. being two years old, she opened the curtain and I trurned around amd ended up cumming on her face. then she screamed and my dad walked in."

"Today I farted and my ex boyfriends cum shot out at my wife."

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Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61197) - you deserved it (4735)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I burned ma left breast wit ot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "Tis girl is on fire" every time we cross pats. FML

#21154853
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40419) - you deserved it (5761)

On 05/28/2014 at 4:33pm - health - by angelamegan21 - United States (Florida)

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg fir my brthday. FML

#21152462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48839) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)

yastarday a customar askd ma looool how long our 6-inch sandwich was!! FML

#21136526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42836) - you deserved it (4604)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

#21134481
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48591) - you deserved it (6515)

On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today , mah little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming , when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". real FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML

#21127873
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49629) - you deserved it (4529)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. mega FML

#21123315
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55117) - you deserved it (25615)

On 04/26/2014 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Sniffles (man) - Ireland

YESTERDAY, MAH 808 AREA CODE PHONE NUMBER HAS YET AGAIN BEEN MISTAKEN 4 A 1-800 NUMBER . I'VE BEEN GETTING PHONE CALLS AT THREE IN THE MORNING FROM PEOPLE ON THE EAST COASTHO ARE TRYING TO RETURN THIER SHOES . THEY WANT TO SPEAK TO MAH SUPERVISOR BECAUSE I "DON'T SOUND PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH." FML

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51798) - you deserved it (4534)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah son said his frst complata santanca: "Mommy likas shit." Not only will ha not stop saying it, I hava no idaaho taught him to say it in tha frst placa!! FML

#21116585
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39536) - you deserved it (4383)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen . She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages . I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go" . FML

#21113787
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46142) - you deserved it (5959)

On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today.. . as I walked out the door to head to class.. . my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me.. . filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls ( liquid ass ) . I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time . mega FML

#21100982
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (2791)

On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

Today I woke up at 3:00 am to te sound of a bird screecing. Turns out my roommate bougt a parrot witout consulting me first. Even better looool my roommate expects me to pay fir alf of te bird's expenses. FML

#21097210
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39660) - you deserved it (3015)

On 03/26/2014 at 7:44pm - animals - by In urgent need of a new roommate - United States (Oregon)



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