About Domking1315
I died a little bit inside when I read these FML's in moderation: "Today I was thinking that i have the desire to move to a tribe that has never made contact with civilization and have sex with one of the guys and have freaky sex with him and turn him out! And then he told all his friends that I'm the queen of sex and be tribe slut. What do you think?" "Today I woke up to my penis chopped off and my girlfriend cooking it I'm broiled water... She's laughing at my pain while I'm sitting in the hospital trying to cut off her vagina!" "Today I fucked a dog I'm not proud of it but it happens." "Today I was jerkin' it in the shower. just as I reached climax my baby sister walked in. being two years old, she opened the curtain and I trurned around amd ended up cumming on her face. then she screamed and my dad walked in." "Today I farted and my ex boyfriends cum shot out at my wife."
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I like your style

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    26%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    24%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    66%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
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