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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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