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domking1315

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5359
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About domking1315 : I died a little bit inside when I read these FML's in moderation:

"Today I was thinking that i have the desire to move to a tribe that has never made contact with civilization and have sex with one of the guys and have freaky sex with him and turn him out! And then he told all his friends that I'm the queen of sex and be tribe slut. What do you think?"

"Today I woke up to my penis chopped off and my girlfriend cooking it I'm broiled water... She's laughing at my pain while I'm sitting in the hospital trying to cut off her vagina!"

"Today I fucked a dog I'm not proud of it but it happens."

"Today I was jerkin' it in the shower. just as I reached climax my baby sister walked in. being two years old, she opened the curtain and I trurned around amd ended up cumming on her face. then she screamed and my dad walked in."

"Today I farted and my ex boyfriends cum shot out at my wife."

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domking1315's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (22985)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64753) - you deserved it (6758)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40873) - you deserved it (3553)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61501) - you deserved it (7538)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35776) - you deserved it (4089)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13452) - you deserved it (59700)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44355) - you deserved it (14755)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (17214)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (26877)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35256) - you deserved it (11562)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43524) - you deserved it (18018)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17759) - you deserved it (52352)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22098) - you deserved it (48218)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49453) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34513) - you deserved it (4069)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States



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