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Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major, he promptly said NEXT and moved on to the girl beside me. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version
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