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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About doctor_J : I\\\'m into sports. Focus on soccer and cross country although I also enjoy football and basketball.
I\\\'m also in college working towards a degree in electrical engineering.

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Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32732) - you deserved it (9194)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12598) - you deserved it (57772)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

#14035963
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7860) - you deserved it (25645)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:49pm - work - by oopsididitagain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

#13956105
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (3237)

On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML

#13953523
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (1960)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (10349)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

#13858571
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27161) - you deserved it (4248)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:25pm - health - by n0taplumber - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

#13805419
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32704) - you deserved it (3420)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41244) - you deserved it (8154)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

#13756349
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25449) - you deserved it (2382)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

#13746005
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30189) - you deserved it (2366)

On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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