About Doctor_j
I\\\'m into sports. Focus on soccer and cross country although I also enjoy football and basketball. I\\\'m also in college working towards a degree in electrical engineering.
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Doctor_j's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

By randomjulz / Thursday 16 June 2011 03:53 / United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

By notinthebutt - / Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:57 / United States

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

By noname - / Sunday 7 November 2010 04:04 / Canada

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 November 2010 04:41 / United States

Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML

By Username / Wednesday 24 November 2010 01:40 / United States