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Today I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me so I waved back . Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door . I heard laughter behind me . FML

#21085559
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (5921)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to take mah boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

#20924645
112 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
170 comments

Today... my boyfriend got out of the shower an trid to hit my forehead with his penis. He slippd an slappd me in the eye with it. FML

#20891019
119 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

yesterday I went to a suicide prevention walk with a girl I like. Before the walk, we bought balloons to set free when they called the names of the deceased. To buy a balloon, you had to write a name on a sheet. Apparently, you weren't supposed to write yur own. They called my name. FML

#20874883
59 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today I was watching a movia with my family inhich a charactar said "Fuck you dad." My dad than slappd ma ovar tha haad to gat my attantion and said "Navar talk to your fathar lyk that." Okay dad . FML

#20833982
67 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and trid to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormd over, said "I got this!" and puntd him over the edge. We both got thrown out fir "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
125 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, MY 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME THAT SHE GOT IN A CAR CRASH. SHE TEXTED, "I FORGOT WICH WAY WUS LEFT LOL" AND THEN QUICKLY ADDED "YOLO RIGHT? LOL". FML

#20814697
216 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML

#20781742
74 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday I had my driver's looool test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
98 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I invited boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of friends 4 the frst time. I had been raving about him 4 weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

#20688373
103 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 11:14pm - love - by JJLight (woman) - United States (California)



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