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dm21
  • Town/Country : Moses Lake, Washington
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

#12655399
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5075) - you deserved it (24435)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

 Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML

#12620579
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5254) - you deserved it (24319)

On 08/19/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

#12618880
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21937) - you deserved it (5861)

On 08/19/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by mylifeblows (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28229) - you deserved it (3090)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

#12449213
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21266) - you deserved it (10196)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

#12439664
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29452) - you deserved it (2533)

On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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